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'Why pay the airline $7.00 for a beer, when I can get a drone to deliver 6 for the same price?'

'Sparky, fetch me an impudent little chardonnay.'

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

"This wine tastes like a**....Bring me every bottle you have!"

Velvety. And so was the wine.

'It's not worth worrying about. There's nothing you can do about it. No two quarks in a small region can occupy the same quantum-mechanical state.'

'I've still got the fire in my belly, but for the next two weeks I'm solar powered.'

"May I say, sir, the staff and I just knew you'd see through that Beaujolais."

Happy hour.

“There once was a woman who lived in a can of prebiotic soda… & only then did she consume enough to reap the health benefits claimed on the label.”

"One man's dirty water is another man's Earl Grey."

Gosh dern it, Cookie! Thanks to you the boys won't punch cattle without a frothy cup of yer Mesquite Caramel Cappuccino!

'Too acidic? On the contrary, I find it well balanced.'

Gin-etic Engineering

"Persistent, well-rounded, and full-bodied, with hints of smoke, and just a soupdon of irregularity."

Nappy Hour 2-3.

Beethoven's 10th

Flight nap

Acme Instant Muscle Ade Machine

'Maybe you're sitting on the wrong end.'

'The wife and I have decided to nominate our weekly drink-free days as tomorrow and the day after tomorrow.'

Wine Prices

"Is the vodka fresh?"

Olde English Delicacies - Maypole Syrup.

Stirrbucks

"When I said we were going public, That didn't mean you were supposed to divulge our secret recipe."

'Think globally, drink locally.'

Tea Shop.

"For those planning to post a nit-picking, fault-finding critique of us online, may I suggest out 'whine and dine' menu."

Arriving At An Inn