Airborne Economist Gifts

Infuriating. What? The airlines are starting to charge for coffee, tea, water, even pillows and blankets. This upsets you? They are so cheap. So amazingly frugal. Charging for water - in a captive airplane! They're making me look terrible. We must raise our bar. Comprehension.

"And need I remind you, the 'art of the deal' is the lifeblood of this company."

As long as there are husbands, we'll get our's money's worth!

The burden of carrying the Euro.

First Church of the Almighty Dollar.

'...And you're always complaining about the government's international trade agreements'

"I've deregulated Arthur, but he still doesn't run very efficiently."

'Voodoo economics was bad enough, but this voodoo foreign policy....'

'I'm sorry, sir, but there is a 25 surcharge to use the lavatory,'

"Honey, come quick! I think I just bought Greece on Ebay!"

"Italy's national debt runs into trillions. How do you repossess a country?"

'The people who've been running our economy say we don't have to worry about global warming.'

A Double-Dip Recession with Sprinkles

"Don't forget — it's good to give, but even better to get back."

Good Things About the Iraq War

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

'Greenspan was back for a guest appearance. He didn't say it's gonna be a bear market. He said it's a beware market!'

US Economy Boat.

"I'd like to explore the futures market."

Flat tax

Iain Duncan Smith: Welfare reform

"Leading economic indicators tell me I should go shopping."

Covid Relief

"Now that we've received our stimulus checks I think I'll head down town and riot."

'You're having what we like to call a near profit experience.'

Ok, I've set you up with an offshore back account, so you can hide your valuables for use after the oncoming apocalypse. You're too kind, sir. Where is it? Caymans? Switzerland? That's amateur stuff. The economy's increasingly global. When America goes down, it could take the Swiss and Cayman economies down with it. Then where – To open your account, I'll need your passport, tax returns, and a map of your genome. Bank of Deneb Prime. Trump turned me on to it.

'We'll know if capitalism is in real trouble if the rich stop getting richer.'

Economic theory office with two boxes on desk - 'the rich get richer' and 'the poor get poorer'.

'Atmospheric, conditions are right for a 'trickle-down', which will bring relief to impoverished areas!'

"I invited my friends over so we can see how much your generation is leaving us to pay off!"

Man weighing a pound sign against Great Britain.

Huge lady lady sitting down on a crowded bus

Foreclosed

Trickle-Up Economics

'Actions may speak louder than words - but they cost money.'