Airborne Amusement Seeker Gifts

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The Zoo.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

"Look, son, real estate."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

Airliner

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Crop duster wanted.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

Who's the kid with the predator drone?

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

Warning! Contains Salt...

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

'I'll finance it for you as long as you promise not to fly the coupe.'