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The Zoo.

A newborn parachutes to safety after the stork carrying him gets hit by a plane.

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

Heroic Rescue from a Falling Tower

"Look, son, real estate."

Royal Bear Force - "Honey at 10 o'clock."

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Airliner

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Look on the GPS to see if there's any wormholes through time and space."

Crop duster wanted.

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Please all just sit down and fasten your seat belts!!'

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"Congratulations, counselor - it's a baby boy, with a full set of teeth."

"Look, there's even more buttons and stuff up there."

Father Christmas stuck on plane wing

'Keep an eye on that guy, I've got a feeling he could take off!'

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

'It's so embarrassing. My mother had my tadpole tail bronzed!'

The Wright Bruhs take their maiden flight.

"What have I told you two about not clowning around?"

'The flight took off here...Then there's a big question mark over what happened next!'

Airline baggage check in with no custom

The Birth of an Air Traffic Controller

FAA man letting planes out of bird cage

'Today we're going to simulate rough weather conditions.'

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Jet Pack

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

Skiing Holiday