Air Hostesses T-Shirts

'This is your captain speaking...Goodbye.'

A woman floats in the pool under the shade of an airplane

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

'What zip code are we in now?'

Wine Lady

Airline Debts: Layoffs to help us stay afloat.

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Buying the inflight entertainment system was a great idea of yours, Dear...'

Fight or Flight

"Would you like some wings?"

Airport Security.

Cardiac Recovery.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"I always check 2 bags, but one's just a sacrifice to the luggage gods."

The World Wide Web.

Child on an airplane wearing a shirt with a switch that says "Airplane mode"

The World's Easiest Airport

"She'll have a Shirley Temple, and I'll have a Shirley Temple's mother."

"Think we'll still make happy hour?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'Stop pulling that silly face, Dear.'

Newlyweds. . . 10 Years Married. . . 25 Years Married. . . 50+ Years Married.

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'We will be 3 minutes late taking off. . . the pilot has to piddle.'

'You sent your wife to get a bottle of wine from the wine cellar? Your jet doesn't have a wine cellar.'

Flight attendant piloting Santa's sleigh.

"At least this year she got rid of the seat belts."

"I'm afraid there'll be an excess baggage charge on your Filofax."

Employee of the Month Parking

'Ron's not drunk - he's pouting because we won't play Pictionary.'

Courtyard of the Hotel de France, Montreuil.

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

"Sorry, that's not my table."

A private jet takes off

'At this time, we would like to call those passengers who feel compelled to board before their row numbers are announced.'