Aid Organizer Gifts

Food Aid

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Motivation to work

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

Pearly King and Queen

Collective Psyche

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Before the riots/after the riots

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

social services cuts

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Human Rights for All

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Zika global alert

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

recycling

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'

Illustration on the problem of money that is given to charities ending up in the hands of governments.