Aid Organizer Gifts

Food Aid

"I'm voting for Stephen because I cannot stand Katie's mother, she is so catty! Anyway-- how're your parents doing with the divorce?"

"As you can see, I've alphabetized the items, presents owing if you will, so if you can digitally initial here, here, here, here and here and sign there. Thank you. See you December 24."

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Motivation to work

That's What Happens

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

"Whose idea was it to start with the Hallelujah chorus?"

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Trust me, this is as weird for me as it is for you."

Collective Psyche

I was thinking about the implications of your brave effort last week to unionize. I didn't really. I was role-playing. Whatever. Do you realize the demise of unions has coincided with a massive decline in the middle class? What? I'm helping chickens cross a road on my iPhone. I'm taking about the income gap! Talkin' 'Bout the Income Gap is sponsored by: The makers of signs, placards, and other protest equipment.

Pearly King and Queen

Advances in Third World Healthcare

Before the riots/after the riots

World Food Summit - No food and drink allowed in the auditorium.

Annual Mensa Convention: 'Ok, who's the genius who forgot to send out the invitations?'

Human Rights for All

social services cuts

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

Snake Charmer's Snake on Strike.

The family picnic is at 5. Would you please boil the eggs, Twig? And Teddy? Go clean out the cooler! Oh! Grab the badminton set, too. Stop. Your little cousins will need entertaining! Leave it to mom � To take the independence out of Independence Day.

STRIP *Community Care * 'client empowerment' policy

"I can't party like I used to, I've got enough Tupperware"

Lateral Thinking - Not Out & Not In trays.

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'If you'll excuse me, my car is on fire.'

'They're just a few bored students with some vague ideology. They'll be gone and forgotten in no time.'

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Zika global alert

"As I understand, we stop refugees making dangerous journeys to a safe countey and offer them safe passage to a dangerous one..."

Impotent Democracy

recycling

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'While they're still enthusiastic do you think we could get them to take on climate change and the war on drugs as well?'