Aid Work Gifts

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Imagining a Better World Isn't Really That Hard

Burning the midnight oil.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Work Parfait

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I'm feeling completely wiped out."

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

Back to work...

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

That's What Happens

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

You are here.

'That's Oog -- he got a haircut and a job.'

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'