Aid Work Gifts

'Your heart's in the right place, Mrs Mopp.'

'What sort of mission statement is that?'

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

"HR-bill 9495. Cutting down non-profits."

Burning the midnight oil.

"Don't forget to leave me a wakeup call so I can get the worm!"

'Let me worry about the one percent inspiration, you just take care of the 99 percent perspiration.'

Work Parfait

'Is that the sweet smell of success or some imitation air freshener?'

"I'll wait a moment for everyone's energy drink to kick in."

Man at desk with two in-trays reading 'urgent' and 'too late'.

Multi-tasking.

'Pssst! Straighten up, here come the bigwigs.'

"Now, let's get out there and walk really fast to places we don't want to be."

Busy Workload Today and Especially Tomorrow

USAID Octopus Wrapping Around Globe

Some days at work can be more challenging than others.

Back to work...

'Go right in -- he's expecting you.'

"Would anyone like to question my downsizing proposal?"

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"My favorite way to start the day...coffee, danish, and a data dump."

'It's 930am ma'am - time to meet the Board of Detractors.'

'I want to empower you to fulfill your potential! If you can work 16 hours today, then your 20-hours shift tomorrow should really elevate your self-esteem'!

Stressed employee says to colleague: 'I think I'm on top of the situation and I hope I'm in the loop, but I can't seem to get ahead of the curve.'

"Just heading out for a good cry, care to join me?"

'You're going to have to work your way up to the ground floor like everyone else.'

"When you've been here as long as I have, you'll start to burn out"

'Call me in the morning. In the afternoon, I'm out in the field.'

"Look Billington, if you can't take the strain, tell me, ok?"

'He's finally done it - kicked breakfast TV!'

"I reap and I reap and it's like he doesn't even notice."

"You knew this was a soul-sucking job when you took it."