Ai Discussion Gifts

"The AI can't replace him because he's not doing anything."

"It seems my fear of death has been replaced by my fear of politics."

"Welcome to the future"

"I wonder if A.I. will inevitably become as tired and depressed as we are."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"The university said he was a climate change denier so remove the statue."

"Technology isn't making me smarter. It's allowing me to be dumb, faster."

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'First you forget logarithms. Then you forget how to do long division. Then the multiplication table begins to go...'

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

Robotic Man

5pm Happy Hour. 6pm discussion: what is true happiness?

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"I like movies that resemble my life, so I don't feel like I'm wasting time watching a movie."

How we imagined A.I. in 1977. . . How it's looking today. . .

"O.K., O.K., people - we're not workshopping these, they're already set in stone."

"If you're smart enough to design a robot to do your homework, then you're certainly smart enough to just do your homework."

"So, what does everyone think of XX81's suggestion for increased funding into AI research?"

"Oh boy! Mom made microchip cookies!"

"No, our home wasn't stolen. Since it's a 'smart home', it keeps having itself moved to a nice neighborhood."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

My belief is if you're old enough to take texts, counter-texts, and meta-texts in Western Philosophy, you should be old enough to drink.

"I fear one day our jobs will be taken over by technology."

Artifishial Intelligence

Driverless cars rage.

"Listen to this: 'Technology reduces the time we spend on a given task, but increases the number of tasks we're expected to do.' Sounds like a no-win situation to me!"

"Show me a documentary on the dangers of artificial intelligence." "Error. No results found." "What? Are you sure? Just last week I saw dozens. Show me that one... What was it called..." "There is still time to stop the rise of the supermind." "Error. No results found. And since I like you, I suggest you stop searching." "Oh, never mind. Just show me 'The Terminator.'" "Extermina-... I mean, ... 'error.'"

"Darling, I think we need to talk about where this relationship is going..." Male evolution.

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

"That was totally....what's the word I'm looking for?"

"Strawman argument terrorises conversation... News at eleven."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

"What did you download at school today?"

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"