Agricultural Anomaly Appreciator Pillows

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Goat about goat: 'He's no longer gruff since he's been on Prozac.'

Raptures

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"They’re real."

Farmer and FIsherman

Okay, dig that one up!

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

'Shuck me.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Cow and Milk

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Police Cow!

Sorry, I only eat organic, fair-trade, shade-grown, biodynamic, raw dirt.

The worm that churned!

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

"Can you keep a secret?"

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

Waking Up With Rooster.

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Runner Bean...

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"Sir, what is your position on the issue of banana control?"

"Let's honor this young future farmer - he's ready to endure hard labor, long hours and outrageously low farm prices..."

"...It's a cross between a beetle and a praying mantis. It says grace before eating your crops."