Agricultural Anomaly Appreciator Pillows

Don't be fooled by the theatrics. She'll only suck your sap!

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Raptures

'Trickle or Spray!?'

'Ok..Ok...I'm putting the lawnmower back in the shed!'

"Do you think there's intellegent life in there?"

"They’re real."

Okay, dig that one up!

Farmer and FIsherman

"Can I call you back? I've got a situation here."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Get on with it!

'We call these supernumerary teats!'

Cow and Milk

The worm that churned!

'First give me the food - then you get the egg.'

Police Cow!

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

"And to my son Frank, I leave my greenhouse in the country."

'Shuck me.'

"Can you keep a secret?"

Waking Up With Rooster.

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

Runner Bean...

"It's a scientific breakthrough! This seed will produce less corn...thus driving up the price!"

A newspaper stand in a rural area.

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

"...It's a cross between a beetle and a praying mantis. It says grace before eating your crops."

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"