Agricultural Admires Pillows

'I got into this business to help people, not recognition, but a thanks or a friendly wave once in a while would be nice...'

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

'The circle is complete!'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Raptures

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'

'I've just discovered that one of my ancestors was a Security Goose for the Roman Army...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Where Deviled Eggs come from

Boomerang cow.

Get on with it!

'I'm sorry, your cheese has not matured enough!'

Browned off cows. They can't pull a cracker.

'Then Jack told his mother they were getting out of the dairy business and going into crop production.'

300 cows in a field...grazing!

A boy who loves cows/burgers

'Another nice thing about working here, they tend to promote from within.'

Farmer's looking at paintings of haystacks.

'Credit being what it is, I'm sure you won't mind if we see your 200,000 cattle first...'

'I'm collecting goat poop for my strawberries.' 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

'It's only four acres but we're glad we bought it - he's always wanted to be an expert in his own field.'

Haywatch

A cow ventriloquist.

Cow Pollen

"YAY! FREE SHIPPING!"

"A cluck cluck here and a cluck cluck there,...is that all I meant to you?"

"I'm now too old to produce milk, and I can't afford to retire as yet, so I've had to diversify..."

Rattlecornsnake

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'You're stampeding yourself! You're stampeding yourself!'

Boy, this stuff's hard to swallow!