Agri-anglers Gifts

Cow Fishing on the mighty tundra.

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man fishing with large bait

'Check out the old dude.'

'So don't keep forgetting the net!'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

Ice Fly-Fishing with Doug

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

The Salmon Fisherman

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

The incomplete Angler

"Only caught one, eh."

'I'll tell her all about this when she gets home.'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

Statue fishing.

"Looks promising. I just hope you aren't leading us down the garden path again."

'Oh, not much. Well, still dabbling a bit in commodities futures.'

'I should have known years ago that shredded campaign literature would make good fertilizer.'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'Environmentally friendly sinkers?!' 'Yeah, they're unleaded.'

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

Fly fishing.

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Oh, well done dear. I'll just go and clear a space in the freezer for it.'

I'm snagged on the bottom. I'll have to break the line.

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

"Sandpipers."

'He may not be a great angler but you have to admire his honesty.'

"Just confirming, there are no catch limits or size restrictions?"