Tv Angler Gifts

Man in fishing boat watching a fishing progamme on a portable TV.

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Masonry robot, what are you doing?'

'Let's see. One dozen red wigglers, two dozen nightcrawlers,three dozen crickets. Want flies with that?'

'There. See? Your buddy is OK. Now show us our guy before we make the swap.'

Fishing and new technologies

'He's trying to talk them into giving themselves up!'

The experience angler is prepared for little snags of courses and knows the most scientific way to deal with them.

'I caught one, I actually caught one.'

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

'Well, the weatherman was wrong again. He said we would have heavy but isolated showers today.'

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

"Hey, dad! How about I find a video game of this we can play together?"

'Bob will have to call you back. He's fishing an online lake at the moment.'

Man having picture of caught fish sees that cat has eaten it.

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Eskimo to one with huge whale: 'You're sure it's all good cholesterol?'

Fishing without a license.

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"Oh quit complaining. At least it quit snowing."

"They have domed stadiums. Why not domed lakes?"

Ice Fishing

'Stop nagging - I'm fishing as fast as I can.'

"Sandpipers."

'Hand me the mealy worms, Ben, they're in that container.'

Man spear fishing in book

'First, let me give you something for the pain.'

'Twenty six mosquitos and one fish.'

Fishermen catching each other as fish looks on.

'Nothing yet? Try jigging the lure up and down. Man, you should've been here two days ago. I must have caught and released a dozen pedestrians. My arms are still sore...'

'I'm just getting in a little practice for my fly fishing trip.'

A fish playing a harp made out of fish poles.

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

Man struggling with fish: 'I thought fishing was supposed to ease tension!!'