Agrarian Hero Fan Gifts

"This looks like a job for Agman!"

Corona Funeral

Knights of the bedside table.

'I'm collecting manure for my strawberries.' The woman says, 'I always put cream and sugar on mine.'

"Darn it, lost another swab."

Knights queue up to attempt to pull excalibur with a claw machine.

Give me your sick...

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Pizza at the Round Table

"The Equal Opportunity people say I can't call you my sidekick any more. You're now my personal assistant."

Paramedics.

"The only time he lets 'em out is when he wants the lawn mooing."

The Rudges' peaceful home

'I started out as one of the good guys but I hated it.'

"I'm wearing hospital scrubs and a stethoscope around my neck!"

The Lady of the Lake 2001

Thank you healthcare heroes

'Easiest job I've ever had: Farmer Jones is paying me $5 an hour to be a scarecrow...'

A cowshed full of dairy cows reading books.

'Careful - that new bed is a little touchy.'

A Chinese dragon comes for US farm products.

Heroes

"...before we hire you for this position, Frank, we'd like you to perform one more task."

The Dad Great for Car, Home, or Office!

"The predictions of the Loam farm model do make depressing reading...overheads and rents are skyrocketing, prices are down...but the government has suggested a strategy for solving the problem!"

I... Arrrgh... I don't believe in covid 19...

Pig Meat.