Aging Hippie Gifts

"My joints... are almost done"

"Why bother?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

Eco Princess

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Peas on Earth.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"Thank you for your service."

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

Far out Man! A pot machine!

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

Hippex

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

"I've taken up meditation! - Well, it's better than sitting 'round all day doing nothing. . ."

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

"Those were the early days, when we were a young and foolish company."

Spare a quid for an old hippy, man?

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

'I feel really close to nature with the wood-burning stove.'