Aging Hippie Mugs

"My joints... are almost done"

"Why bother?"

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Eco Princess

"I used to drink to forget. Now, age-related, short-term memory loss takes care of that for me."

"No, dude. Smoke the grass first. Then eat the candy."

Dig the Garden,"Hey those Geraniums are cool."

"Sometimes I wish I could just jump into the dryer and come out wrinkle-free!"

Cat protests, with sign reading 'Legalise catnip!'.

Peas on Earth.

"He's been like that ever since he stopped eating the stuff and began smoking it."

"She's passed out...quick! take her pulses!"

"My inner child just turned 62. Where's his money?"

"The only joints we roll these days are our ankles."

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

"When played backwards, these say things like 'Save for retirement' and 'Eat more fiber.'"

"Thank you for your service."

'Face it dear, we are as old as we look!'

"I call him auction man - his hair is going, his teeth are going, his sex drive has gone."

60s vs. Over-60s camper van

"Your father and I were hoping for something a little less artisanal."

Listen, you're fine. Lots of people your age start fuhgeddabouding things.

'I'll try the 'Hippy meal'.'

"He's at that funny age. It takes twice as long to get over a good time, as to have it."

"I'm trying to be myself and you're not helping."

'No, no, I'm not the CEO! Dad id the CEO.'

"Honestly, Kate—can you picture us in a shopping mall?"

Hippex

"I've taken up meditation! - Well, it's better than sitting 'round all day doing nothing. . ."

Far out Man! A pot machine!

"How do you know my wish didn't come true."

"Those were the early days, when we were a young and foolish company."

'He's in a male 60 panic mode.'

"The only thing I regret about the past is smelling patchouli!"

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