Aging Hipster Mugs

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"She'll have a semi-wizened, double ristretto with a dot of quail's milk - and please recite a poem while you make it."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Old rocker.

Spontaneous Kombucha

"He's deliciously vintage."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Communion at the contemporary service is scones and coffee."

A train's dining car is a diner.

Unlike modern day hipsters, pre-historic hipsters didn't need to rely on yoga, hiking or even rock climbing to stay fit...

"I'd like a fat-free, gluten-free, MSG-free, mini, super-skinny, artisan latte please..."

"Wow, yours is already climbing your beard!"

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"I'm your hip replacement."

'Coffee and Converstion' vs. 'Beer & Bullshit'

Hipster Coffee

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"My joints... are almost done"

"Just remember, when he says 'indie' he means Indianapolis."

GAP. GAP. NO GAP.

"O Holy night - Aye! The stars are brightly shining - YUH!"

Rapunzel climbs the tower.

"I love craft beer! It's opened an exciting new world of snobbery for me."

"Golly, bongos and espresso! You folks haven't changed a bit."

"A messenger from the West Side, Your Highness."

Handlebar Moustache Man

"I don't know what's happening, but lately I've been feeling afraid of my own clothes"

"Our flavors of the day are Prodigal, Importune, and Mal de Siècle."

"It's actually an ink stain but my wife has grown quite fond of it."

"I don't want the burger on a trendy wooden platter, the egg on Welsh slate or, my fries in a terracotta pot - I want soup served in a sock!"