Aging Gracefully Advocates Pillows

"We REALLY do get better with age."

"Hey. Whatever happened to our sexual relations? "

"Awkward!"

Clock-faced man uses anti-aging cream to turn back the hands of time.

'...A little on your snout...Then we take care of that gray on your elbows...'

Doug's attacking days were over, but he still had his memories..and his trophy case.

'Without surgery, you'll just have to accept jowls and a turkey neck as part of the aging process, Narcissus.'

Middle-aged coots in denial: 'Bald? Us? No, not at all...'

'I used to have an hour glass figure like yours but the sands of time ran out.'

"I know what you mean, Edna, even my memory foam pillow has been forgetful lately!"

When he saw her first strands of grey hair he thought she'd dye.

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

Do you mind if we stop calling this a "starter house" now?

"Your contents have shifted."

"We're just going to have to face the fact that you're not a puppy anymore!"

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"I never thought turning eighty would be so much fun!"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

"Happy birthday, dear. You still have that sparkle in your eyes!" "That sparkle burned out years ago. These are cataracts."

Treat Dispensers for the Middle-Aged

"I really have to exercise more. I went from yelling 'Fore' in my 20's, to yelling 'Wow' in my 30's, to yelling 'Ow' in my 50's."

A new you. 'First, you've got to stop lying about you age.' It didn't start off well.

"Enjoy yourself while you can because before you know it, you've surpassed your 'Best Used By' date."

"I can't stay in this hospital bed too long. Everyone will think I'm too old...too fragile...ready for the home. I'm not ready for that!"

(Scheduled) Sex, (Prescription) Drugs & (Classic) Rock & Roll

Signs of Aging: Light headedness, shortening, waxy skin, burn out and hot flashes.

An old man exercising with hourglasses

Parts Department

"Went with the hair plugs I see."

"I noticed a few browns."

"Sitting on a beanbag doesn't take me back to the seventies- it just makes me wonder how I'm ever going to get up again."

Aging Problems

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

"As the years go by, and my hair recedes, I comb my parting with such sweet sorrow."

"At our age we should be moisturizing." "Honey, we started years ago... with our lips."