Aging Gracefully Advocate Gifts

"Your eyes are fine. I'ts just that on some eye charts they type is too small." The nearly blind leading the nearly blind.

'I wish I had more hair.' 'Don't be a silly billy. You've got plenty of hair. Here's your bald, I mean your boiled, egg.'

"My memory's terrible these days"

The man who put the 'men' in 'menopause'...

'Don't think 'blotchy'. Think variegated skin, like a beautiful plant.'

An extremely general practitioner

'He's our new Geriatric specialist!'

Stenna stair lift on hamsters wheel.

Still fits like a glove after all these years!

'You know you're getting older when the old 'fire in your belly' is actually acid reflux.

'It's the results of your over-40's health check.'

'it's going through mid-life crisis.'

"Another birthday. I feel like a dinosaur."

'I'm still hot. It just comes in flashes now.'

'His biological clock needs rewinding.'

Venus De Milo - The Later Years.

A senior moment.

The eyebrow come over and the nose hair mustache.

'I have the feeling my expiration date is nearly up.'

"It says that human body cells replace themselves completely every seven years -- you'd think we'd be better-looking by now."

'Doctor, how can I prevent wrinkles? Don't sleep in your clothes.'

'The sleigh's at the Smithsonian, the reindeer are at the museum of natural history, and Santa is at a retirement community somewhere in Florida.'

"Yes, we can get you summer work, Mr. Claus...even at 1,700 years old we don't age discriminate."

'I've been having one long, continuous bad hair day for the past 25 years.'

"Going bra-less has pulled the wrinkles out of my face..."

"Now that my knees are bad, I only chase pickleballs."

'When I was young I was 'Twilight fast'.'

Man walking past the offices of the medical practitioners needed throughout the course of life.

How a Bottle Ages. . .

When will you admit you need glasses.

'Stuart, those are combs. The reading glasses are over here.'

"I come from the future."

'Why do I have to cover my mouth when I cough?' 'To keep your teeth from flying across the room!'

'I'm at an age where my back 'goes out' more than I do!'

"Yes, when I was young, I was a golden retriever: I'm more like a silver retriever now..."