Agility Courses Gifts

Agility God

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

Ego Increasing School

Project Manager Showdown

"Can't stop watching. That ribbon is amaaazing..."

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

Guide dog looks at ball that has gone over wall.

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

"...and this is our Agile project!"

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Come on, I have agility training soon.

"Caller, let me stop you right there. Your problem is you're a doormat! You need to march right back in there and tell him you don't take orders from any man, and if he wants dinner he can fix it himself!"

The small business man who races ahead of the bigger ones

Blind man being dragged along by the dog catches van as his guidedog is in the back still attached to the lead

Now hiring - All positions.

"Love her classes. She shows you how to talk on your phone in any position."

"The hardest part was training the squirrel."

"It's not officially part of the obstacle course, but I thought as long as I'm training him how to do things..."

Guide Dog a Broken Bridge

"I know 'c'mon' and 'sit down', but what on earth does my master mean when he says 'Arrgh! You stupid dog!'?"

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

Super advanced training: 'The object is to stay on top, while rolling down hill.'

'Easy boy! Easy Prince!!'

Guide Dog Driver

Adama Traore

Guide dog is hit by a car.

Assertiveness Training: Barge Right In.