Agility Exercises Gifts

Super advanced training: 'The object is to stay on top, while rolling down hill.'

Agility God

Lemniskate

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

'You must be fast, agile and unflappable! Having fun just got serious ponies....welcome to gymkhana!

"We only got up to three 'whys' and a 'what the hell'."

"I'm glad you felt able to get that off your chest...now could we discuss next year's targets?"

A man with a shirt reading 'No Pain No Gain' runs past a man who is relaxing with a 'No Pain No Pain' shirt on.

Project Manager Showdown

An outstanding high school pole vaulter, Kevin was never caught coming home late,

"Why are they being so mean to us?"

Fitness in church.

"Once again Runchy leads Sandford to the triple bar jump."

'Sure, Dog Shows can be stressful, but I just love the time and attention Master gives me while preparing for them...'

'Jump, Tunnel, Pause Table, I suppose getting exercise outdoors could be fun, too,'

Steps Class

"...and this is our Agile project!"

'This model gets great gas mileage but is recommended only for the very agile driver.'

Come on, I have agility training soon.

The small business man who races ahead of the bigger ones

'…and if you feel dizzy and pass out - pass out lying at attention!'

Now hiring - All positions.

Anders Iniesta

'No, Jerome, that is incorrect... can anyone else demonstrate the proper way to tape a basketball player's ankle?'

"It's not officially part of the obstacle course, but I thought as long as I'm training him how to do things..."

"You're not supposed to give refreshments to them, you idiot!"

'I don't care how high he jumps. My name should be on top.'

"The hardest part was training the squirrel."

"Walk it off, Butler!"

Muscle bound freak scares man to death then buries him in sand.

Adama Traore