Aged Spirits Pillows

'Sir, would you like some 20 year old Scotch?' - 'No thanks, I never drink anything older than I am.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'He's maturing early.'

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

Clown's Cuckoo Clock.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

Whatever!

Sliding Down the Banister

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Skateboard Sidewalk Surfer

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Dog Teenagers

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Jammy Dodgers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

"When did you get a pet?"

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

Christmas tree wishing to hang tree cutter

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"No, it's not my birthday, either."