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'Sir, would you like some 20 year old Scotch?' - 'No thanks, I never drink anything older than I am.'

'Chocolate milk, carrot cake,candied yams...see, there's a solution to everything!'

'He's maturing early.'

"Remember, if I'm ever on life support unplug me... then plug me back in. See if that works."

'You're much better than my mom. You can hardly tell when she paints her face.'

A Crash-test Dummy child about to have a ride on a car crash test ride in a shopping centre mall.

KAWAII T'AI CHI

"Peach fuzz. How does a nectarine know when it reaches puberty?"

'We'll get a head start on goofing off.'

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Angel doing the hula hoop.

'I'll never understand parents. They name you Patrick O'Kelly O'Grady and then punish you for shenanigans.'

Sliding Down the Banister

'I'm so proud: My son can't sit still...'

"On second thoughts, I'll have it stirred, not shaken."

"I may be an aged whiskey, but inside I still feel like a fresh ear of corn!"

Whatever!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Sometimes Doris wished that Charlie hadn't stayed so young at heart

'...makes a change from the zimmer frames!'

'I'm sorry, Mr. President, he can't come to the phone right now...he's doing that crazy hand jive.'

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Dog Teenagers

Jammy Dodgers

'I understand there have been complaints that his sermons weren't getting through to the teenagers.'

'Oh, I'm sorry Frank, it's just when you come home in that outfit, sometimes I lose control... so anyways, when's dinner?'

Christmas tree wishing to hang tree cutter

"Well, you can tell that David Silva that I said you definitely don't have cooties, Carolyn."

"I'll learn yoga later, but for now jumping on the bed satisfies all my exercise goals."

Very Happy balloons are leaving a city to be received by very happy clouds.

"When did you get a pet?"

A Country Boy Throws a Turnip at the Squire.

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

'Wouldn't it have been easier to cut off the top of the tree?'