Age Rebel Pillows

'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

City centre pub.

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

Pubertry

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

No skating, no parking, no loitering, no cycling, no games, no nothing

Beard, socks and sandals.

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"

"What do the know!"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'