Age Rebel Pillows

'Because we're seniors and can do whatever we want!!'

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"I gotta be me!"

"OK. . .stain, aspirin, water tablet, B12 vitamin, and whisky."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

'See? You call my look 'a midlife crisis' but for these guys it's a major TV series.'

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'I miss telling people they can't have a day off to be with their sick children!'

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

City centre pub.

"There's so much pressure to like monkeys."

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

Pubertry

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

Old man fighting against time with an arm wrestle.

'Judge Bush agreed to come out of retirement on a temporary basis.'

'Lager Lout'- 'Saga Lout'

Beard, socks and sandals.

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

"I'm just saying you're not allowed to use your phone during class. You're not being de-platformed."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"What do the know!"

"I'd prefer this to a gold watch any day."

"In case anyone walks by and sees the bottle you ordered, we offer a sticker saying your first bottle was rated 98."

'You had me at 'warning'.'

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

It's a nice apartment but I don't want to pay my share of the national debt for rent.

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

'Sorry boys, you're just not rock & roll enough for us.'

"I'm old enough to remember when people thought retirement had something to do with not having a job. Don't laugh! We used to believe all sorts of ridiculous stuff!"