Age-defying Rebel Pillows

"When I turn 90, I am so experimenting with drugs."

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Honestly, Paula, I don't know what I'd do without our daily keggers."

"I hate you! You don't understand me and you don't understand my software!"

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

I said, your bones ache because you’re old. I’m referring you to an archaeologist.

My secret of living to 103? I stay active throwing out junk mail and alert dueling with telephone sales people!

Too old to rock'n'roll now, Sir?

"All I ask is a chance to ruin my life in my own way."

"I cranked up the dose a tad. Why should kids have all the fun?"

Wally's dye job...makes his hair look 25 years younger.

"Dad, did you know Tia Carmen got a job at my school cafeteria?"

You know you're getting older: when your back goes out more often than you do!

'There is a fancy name for your condition...Let's just call it 86 and counting.'

'I said, I've decided to make myself available for the NBA draft.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"Don't worry, I won't hold my age against you."

"Try to remember, you're not 70 any more."

"Ha! Now no one can call me 'old'! I just overtook a sports car!"

"I attempted to circumvent the traditional trappings of a teen furlough...but I was thwarted by my czar-ish parental unit."

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

'When you grounded me to my room, you said no TV or computer. You never said I couldn't build my own bike.'

'My doctor's given me the all-clear for our Reunion tour.'

"I'm not fishing, I'm hunting."

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

"75"

"I don't know what happened - he was such a good egg."

'Dad, I decided not to get a tattoo in the end. Like you, I got a piercing, instead.'

Old age is crueller than you think kid!"

"My mom says I can start a rock band if I call it 'I Love My Mommy.' You in?"

"Nicole, Kyle, would you guys burn my yearbook?"

"Be honest- how does it look? I had to leave my laugh lines in for Bill."

Still hip, but not much hop.