Age Parody Fan Pillows

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

King Kong uses fly spray against the pesky planes on top of the Empire State Building

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Sock Puppet in Literature

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The Eggsorcist"

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozak.

Spam in Hell.

'I don't know about the ecosystem, but the economy seems to be on the upswing.'

You can't get what up

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'

"Or...we could suggest a three-way."

"Never gonna give thou up -- Never gonna let thou down -- Never gonna run around and desert thouuuuuu."

"Shouldn't you boys be out fighting crime somewhere?" "Yeah, yeah, whatever." "I could use another beer while you're up." "I ain't goin' on no airplane!" "Anyone pay the cable bill?" The A-Hole Team

Extreme kites!

"What's your earliest memory, Sadie?" "You can not get under my skin, loser." "Maybe I can help you figure it out: were people wearing powdered wigs, or were they wearing togas?" "Did they live in primitive huts, or in trees?" "I'm not listening!" "Were they standing upright, or swimming in a primordial sea?" "You're about to be swimming in primordial soup."

Lawyers On A Plane.

"A man threatens to destroy town with army of turtles after dispute with city hall. Local authorities initiate a shell-ter in place in preparation for the noc-turtle invasion."

"When you order your dictator from Temu"

"Are you sure? It doesn't look like a diet pill!"

Unpopular Street Signs: Go, Please Litter, Yes Parking, Garbage Collection - Sometimes Never - Mon-Fri.

Dog watched 'Fire Hydrants of the Rich and Famous.'

Bird flu parody of Monty Python's 'Dead parrot sketch'.

Dry Hard with a Vengeance

'How did you EXPECT me to come back?'

"They did the brunch! They did the monster brunch!"

The Sedentary Dead.

Old Yarns