Age Gap Ponderer Pillows

"What about you, Walter – how do you feel about same-age marriage?"

"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."

'Harold's sweet, smart, funny, thoughtful and rich. Maybe if I squint he won't look that old to to me...'

"I don't know why I worry...Baldo's just a normal boy. It's good to see him maturing...making friends...with nice girls...exploring new feelings...and desires.... You have to go home now."

"Hello - I'm from the future..."

'Soon, you will start to notice changes in your body... massive, horrifying changes.'

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

Sex Education

"How come they remember every word of any pop song but not a single line of poetry?"

"I don't get this whole age thing...I waited all year to turn nine, but now I don't feel any older!"

'They're not reliable.'

30th Birthday - Doctors aren't like policemen.. they don't grow younger, they just age faster.

"I'm glad you boys let me come along with you...it's nice to see how you kids live life! I mean, with youth on your side, I'm sure you live every moment to the fullest!"

"All of a sudden, everyone seems younger than I am."

"I think I'll be more relaxed once my secondary sex characteristics kick in."

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

"You have nothing to complain about....your side is growing too!"

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

Never Trust Anyone Under Thirty

'You are daydreaming all the time. When are you going to mature?'

Wait for it....

"I just saw a hipster age perceptibly."

The Mayfly, who lives from 5 minutes to just a few hours, are touchy about age.

"Just think, in dog years we'd be old enough to know better!"

'Don't worry, dear -- The bust is yet to come.'

"So ... is that a Thing now?"

"Answer your question? You mean in real time?"

Optimists Live Longer.

Old Ringed Planet: '( Humph! ) Teenagers.'

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

'Don't worry about it Bob: 130 is the new 100...'

"So, ... when I'm forty, you'll be what, .... a hundred and seventy?"

'Methuselah is very depressed. The doctor gave him only 85 more years to live.'

"I thought this would be the year I'd come for you, but I guess not. So I got you a birthday card instead!"

"When I was a kid, a troll was a monster that lived under a bridge."