Age Gap Commenter Gifts

"'Till death do you part?"

"Two, please—one senior and one tootsie."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

'We'll never understand these kids. It's the old evolution gap.'

'You shouldn't be nervous about meeting my parents - you're more their age than mine!'

'He's a lot older than she is.'

"He's in his late somethings, but he's cute."

"I enjoy younger guys, but they have to be house-broken."

"If you ask me, I'd say he was circa 1945 and she's circa 1965."

"... Yes, the night is still young. Unfortunately, you're not."

"This should be hilarious."

"Mother's dying to met you."

"That's where we smoke the e-cigarettes.'

'How much older is the guy I'm dating?' Well, he can play solitaire without a computer...'

Some old men are filthy with money or without money.

"I'm eighteen, Clay. I don't have to work out."

'Still the rhythm method; I simply adjust the speed of his pacemaker.'

Yes, there was the age difference, but somehow he always managed to push the right buttons.

'What are we going to do for the rest of our honeymoon?'

"Everyone forgets: Before we were old white men, we were young white men."

"You may prefer older women now, but when you're 30, Ms. Rogers will be 60!"

"Jesus Christ! Do you realize that now I actually am fifty when you're eighty?"

"What should I do with a younger woman. Such a young thing wouldn't even know what I mean when I talk about William Shatner as Captain Kirk!"

"She's cute. Seems nice. No ring on her finger."

'One thing wrong with the younger generation, we don't belong to it anymore.'

"I'm dating an 144 year old woman..."

"-Cold? No, I don't feel the cold like you young wimps!"

"The age difference doesn't worry me. I just love hearing your stories about your shipping company."

I know he's old enough to be my father, but I checked with my mother, and he isn't

"Perhaps, given time, but not too much time, you could learn to love me."

'George is much older than me. When he was 6 I was only half his age...'

"Aren't normal people your age usually in 'Loving and Committed Relationships?'"

"At first Jill and I were flattered when the teens wanted to hang out with us, but then we realized why we don't care for teenagers."

"What about you, Walter – how do you feel about same-age marriage?"

"Twenty seven million dollars isn't old."