Age Diversity Gifts

Technological Advances and the Experience of Age.

Businesswoman Empowerment

'You see, Brad, I'm not just a highly polished career woman.'

Inclusive speech

"Your mother called to remind you to diversify."

"That recruitment algorithm we’ve been using, I think we need to revisit it!"

Government a la Carte

I've Always Wanted to Be Oppressed By Someone Who Looks Like Me

"Take us to your inclusive leader."

Prejudice/Empathy

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

'Our goal is to stress di-versity while remaining a uni-versity.'

"Nice haircut."

His Hers Pers Vis Xyrs Hirs TBD

'There have been a few niggling little concerns expressed about the lack of diversity in the supreme court.'

Summertime.

"It's up to you to keep the dream alive..."

'I'd also like to welcome Henderson here, who joins us through Equal Opportunities for the undead.'

Child is read a book titled 'People' by a parrot.

"Grandpa, how did you ever survive without apps?"

Statue of Female Executive

"I expect you all to be team players - except Ted, whom I expect to remain team mascot."

"On a show of hands, do we let Miss Brimshaw into our den."

"Welcome."

"1972: Kim and Doug invited us to their key party... Sounds groovy! 2017: We just got an evite from Kim and Doug to join them on an ayahuasca retreat in Peru... Tommy starts hockey and my father is about to die—no way."

'You seem young, Perkins. Why, I bet I was incarcerated before you were even born.'

"Remember, it's Boy, Girl, LGBT, Boy, Girl, LG . . ."

"People are always banging on about the advantages of 'so-called' diversity."

'Oh, you'll love working here. Nobody treats you any differently just becuase of your age, race, or gender.'

'This firm is committed to diversity -- I have yes-men, si-men, ja-men, oui-men, da-men, hai-men....'

'I don't want just a bunch of 'yes' men around here! Hire a couple of women!'

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

"For today's lesson, you're going to teach me about pronouns."

Quiz: Find the Subtle Signs of Implicit Bias