Aftermath Architect T-Shirts

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

"Of all the buildings I've designed, it's probably the most handsome."

Worry tank

There is nothing more satisfying that peeling the film off a brand new building.

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

"Apparently, when the tide came in, a lot of castles went bust."

Building giant sand pies.

"My buildings are meant to inspire."

Pizza Tower Bridge

'Handyman's Special'

"It's a lot of work, but we've decided to renovate this old factory."

"We're going to build in Rhinebeck, once Steven finds the right brick."

Manhattan Cat atop the Flatiron Building

Pisa Hut.

The Old Woman was thrilled to bits with her shoestring budget makeover!!

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

John Bull presenting the building for the 1862 International Exhibition to Britannia

Inventor of the Tudor spirit-level

Architectural Messages Through the Ages.

'What's the fuss? It looks okay to me.'

'Soufle, can I have the blueprint?.'

'I need a green house built ASAP.'

"Doric Ionic Ozempic"

'Ok, we've rented the whole building ... oops, they just put on another floor.'

A parking space for the Prof. of Reverse Engineering.

"I'm a home-tech specialist. Your daughter called us. I'm here to convert her doll house into a smart doll house."

Doric, Ionic and Platonic.

“It’s a pre-war building, but you’ll see they’ve kept most of the details.”

Builders.

Fred began to understand why this kit house was so cheap.

Cathedral Made Safe.

"You won't believe how many Frisbees are up here!"

"I believe Big Ben is getting it's annual service."

Builders build a property that has a crease in it like the design plan.