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'I'm sorry...what other options are there?'

Team Leader

"It's cool – God told us to!"

"Still suffering from writer's block?"

"Do I have many meetings today?"

"We had a brainstorm - I hope it's a brainchild."

'I'm not motivated by profit, Henderson - I'm motivated by excessive profit.'

Brainstorm in progress.

"I think I found a location for our vacation."

'This was designed for people who have mastered easy chairs and want to attempt something more difficult.'

The Doorway to Ideas

'For our next party, let's invite a carpenter, a painter and an upholsterer so they can help us clean up afterward.'

Human Brain

'I use these ice cubes to make minor home repairs.'

"I like to stay on top of things."

'Expecting a bit of wet weather Reg...?'

Thinking outside the box.

Bulb

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

Man sees Creative License Bureau

Yeah, ok. I'll hold onto the two termites until this is over.

"My mental ink pen ran dry.

"Your tax return reads like one of your novels."

If I move Jen's ortho to Friday, it conflicts with Sam's clarinet, but I can't move that to Monday because Tina has soccer! Ugh, how do I line this thing up? Rubik's Calendar.

"The subject of this never ending meeting was how to keep meetings short..."

"It's the first responders wondering when you'll be needing their services this weekend..."

"His latest management book was all about controlling the mind...and how you could teach it to construct a new reality..."

"Someday, this will all go into your pre-nuptial agreement."

"Yeah, it's a sweet boat Noah, but you're still gonna have to start over."

'Don't turn the page yet - I'm not finished!'

Lateral Thinking

"All this red tape is tying down my blue sky thinking."

The only time you are actually too old to follow your dreams.

"Is this your joke of an idea?"

Writing the generations/Bring characters to life.