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"Welcome to Vanity Workshop. For the next thousand years you're to read out the size labels you've removed from your clothing."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

'He lived and died for golf.'

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"From this you make a living?"

"You run into a window, too?"

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"Sorry, we first have to do a background check."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Postcards from Heaven...

Gates of heaven

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"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."