Afterlife Landscaper T-Shirts

Gardening Angel.

Hollywood Sign Developers

It's a Whole Field of Paisley!

Maybe I should have measured my garden before going shopping....

Gardener

Plant Lady

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

The Philosopher Pine, or, The Eternal Optimist.

Planting seeds in garden - broad beans and jelly beans.

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

God's Subcontractors

"Surgery up here is free!"

"All we have left is standing room only."

Neighbor Leaf Wars

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"Which of these will look the prettiest without the others?"

Painting taking root...

Greenfingers.

'Looks like Reginald wasn't kidding when he said he's going to start urban farming on the roof...'

"This is a side of Manhattan you don't often see."

'We've re-branded.'

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'I knew if we waited long enough, heaven would downsize.'

The Reaper's Arms

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

The Garden

Environment Friendly House.

'I want to immortalise the area in a painting before it is changes for ever.' (Artist is scooped up by a digger.)

The native sweet bay species will make a beautiful grove. They'll give you pleasure and increase your house value! Tree's tree nursery. Hmm

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

"I think I picked the wrong spot to plant that apple tree."

Flowers wearing sunglasses.