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"I still maintain an online presence."

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Of course homosexuality is not a sin, handsome.'

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

'Stocks plummeted on news of your demise.'

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"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"You're a physician? Let me ask you about a problem that I've been having."

"You run into a window, too?"

'Maximising shareholder value doesn't count.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

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"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

Gates of heaven

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

Postcards from Heaven...

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

'You still can't take it with you, but we now offer cloud storage for intellectual properties.'

Post-psychoanalysis

"The last thing I remember was asking my broker if all my money had been in risk-free bonds."

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'