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"Till death do we part. So technically, you and I are no longer married."

"How can you be out of wings?"

"Good game."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

Angels await for their baggage around carousels.

"Call me?"

'What - NINE whole lives for only ONE eternity?'

"I was hoping there'd be no meetings here."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"I thought there would be bacon here."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"It's true: no more burpees."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'Okay, found you. Now let's open the 'Review' link...'

"All we have left is standing room only."

Hell Separates Real Madrid and Barcelona fans.

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"I just know he's gonna ask me why I voted for Trump."

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"You are running low on cloud storage space. Please upgrade your account to continue."

'I hope you ain't got no tax up here!'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

'This is way better than a litter box.'

'Of course the Johnsons got the big cloud.'

"Your mom needs to know that you made it here OK, and your dad wants to know if you could use a few bucks."

'Remember that outfit, Miss Wilson, that you said you wouldn't be seen dead wearing?'