Afterlife Humor Lover Pillows

Angels fighting after car accident

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"All we have left is standing room only."

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"I must have pressed the wrong button."

"You run into a window, too?"

"Before we decide if you can get in we have to watch a film review of your life..."

"I was a primary school teacher. What did you do?"

Gates of heaven

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A Male Angel throwing his Halo as a Frisbee for his Dog to catch.

"Oh nooo, we can't skip church. Why, we'll just sleep when we're dead!"

"Did you really think you were getting in here?"

"As we're here for eternity, I expected at least a television."

"Yes, this is heaven - but we need some source of funding, too."

'Hold on, pal! Who's in control of the narrative here?'

'Can't talk now, I'm just going into a tunnel.'

"No, you're going to hell - but you're welcome to check out the gift shop."

'Boy, that felt good! I can see why the devil has so much fun. And no, I'm not letting you in! But tell him I said hello.'

Post-psychoanalysis

'Listen, if they didn't have alcohol in heaven, it wouldn't be heaven!'

"Sorry, there's no toilet paper or hand sanitizer down here."

"You get a white robe, a halo, wings, and of course, free WIFI."

Heaven

'Ha! You moron! How did you manage to use all nine of your lives at once?'

Life on cloud 8

Door sign states: Reincarnation studies Come again ... and again.

"Turns out the love of money wasn't the root of all evil."