Aficionado Of The Unknown T-Shirts

Spirit medium, spirit extra large.

Kid to mom: 'Tell me again about the time you helped fortress a city, subdue hostile fire and got home and baked us all raspberry strudels.'

The Selfie

"Just one more thump. . . just one more thump."

Never.....teach your dog to fly.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"In closing, I would like to remind the jury that he says he didn't do it."

"This car is very fast and very expensive. Just how bad is your midlife crisis?"

Silvio Berlusconi - The emperors new clothes.

Hoxton map.

ESP pizza: You'll get it before you order it or it's free!

'Well of course there are no snakes, have you not heard of St Patrick, at all, at all?'

Joan of Arc goes sword shopping.

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

"Thanks, but I'm in the midst of a lesbian phase that started the day I was born."

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

The Fascinating Language of Ambivalence, Decoded.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

The Incredible Telly Presenter's Journey.

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'I'm not cut out for this job' (Matisse sketch to cut out paper model)

'The Hubble telescope is providing us with incredibly distant images of a very early universe.'

'Oh, now that's a nice vase...'

Easter Island

Happy-Go-Lucky-Father-Of-Two-Avid-Golfer-Longtime-Magnetic-Tape-Salesman-Kiwanis-Member or Thomas Pynchon?

"Now, see here, I've been wronged! Some no-good do-nothing rat pack got me sick, and I gotta know who!"