Affection Admiral T-Shirts

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Sitting in a tree

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

Valentine Day

Childlike love

Love Birds love snuggles

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

I can't smile without you...

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

Love Birds love just being together

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

The best relationships are silent.

You just keep giving.

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

A meeting on the pier

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Mum Hearts.

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

Be my Valentine!

A small heart within a big heart.

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

Love for the family

Horatio Nelson

Kissing.

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.

Exempli Gratia.