Romance Admiral T-Shirts

'I should tell you that I lied when I said sense of humour was what I look for most in a man.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

A married couple share the same pole vault.

'No, but thanks for asking,'

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

Advanced footsie

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

Barman In Love.

Pirate

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

Woman tries to catch a footballer.

"I just love a nice knight out."