Romance Admiral T-Shirts

'I should tell you that I lied when I said sense of humour was what I look for most in a man.'

Shepherd and eurydice

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"No, no - it was great. It's just that sometime I'd like to try it missionary style."

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

"NOW can I shoot you out of a cannon?"

Woman blowing dust off book 'Desert Romance'

A married couple share the same pole vault.

Asking out a palm reader.

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

Advanced footsie

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

'No, but thanks for asking,'

Sally and Joe's relationship really worked. . . they each had the space to do their own thing.

"It was romantic during dinner, but now it's getting kind of creepy."

"Yeah. But he's a handful."

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

Pirate

"Of course I'm aware of reality! I mean, we met in St. Thomas, got engaged in Austria, announced it in London and now we're getting married in the Flatbush Jewish Center!"

"Over here, Carol! I've found one with a caramel center!"

"Here's one, Matey! 'Must Love Parrots.'"

Barman In Love.

'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"For a normal sunset say 'one', for a romantic sunset say 'two', but first please give us your credit card details."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Tunnel of Temporary Infatuation

'Are we there yet, I love surprises.'

"You like long walks in electrical storms too? Wow! We get a charge out of the same things."

King Alfred's Daffodil's.

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Living with Ulrich, such an adrenaline high.

"I just love a nice knight out."