Affection Admiral Pillows

"Have I ever hugged you, Elkins?"

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

Sitting in a tree

'Well, it wasn't my lucky day... first there was that shark and then I bimped into a bunch of beaver!'

Valentine Day

"I love that you still call me 'honey'."

'I'm not taking that money to buy drugs. I'm taking it to pay bribes if I'm caught with my drugs.'

Childlike love

Love Birds love snuggles

A military officer sits at his desk with desk trays marked 'Search' and 'Destroy.'

Love Birds love just being together

'But you're an admiral. How can you feel seasick on a waterbed?'

"Do you have to do that even when it's not Valentine's Day?"

I can't smile without you...

'So, what do you want to talk about?'

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

'Carry on sailor, just keep swimming around the coast and stick your head up now and again.'

A meeting on the pier

The best relationships are silent.

Tunnel of Love and the Tunnel of Mutual Respect and Admiration.

You just keep giving.

'M.O.D. find budget replacement for the Fleet Air arm.'

Be my Valentine!

Love for the family

'He runs this firm like a ship.'

The first time I saw you Cupid must have fired an arrow....And he hasn't stopped yet.

"Sure, pat down strangers all day, but I ask for one little hug..."

Mum Hearts.

A small heart within a big heart.

Horatio Nelson

The Nautical Step

Kissing.

Captain of ship, surrounded by rough drafts and scrunched-up pieces of paper, says: 'Dammit bosun, we can't set sail without a coherent mission statement.'

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

The old colonel wished he was in the land of cotton.