Aerial Page-turner Gifts

In-flight reading book varying in size depending on journey length.

You've read the book's dust jacket. Now, play the video game!

"What would you recommend to hold a seven-year-old girl's attention in a car from East Seventy-eighth Street to Bridgehampton?"

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Crop duster wanted.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Bibliomaniac

'Here's another chance to practice our landings.'

"The Flying Wallendas at home"

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'Y'know it started as a bedtime story he told his kids.'

Basic economy

Cow Pilot.

Roald Dahl's books updated for modern sensitivities.

OOPS!

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

"Can we not fly in a "V"? Victor broke up with me."

"Yes Dad! I can see the ground way way down below very clearly! It's not unrelated to my reluctance to try flying!"

In stunt flying,great admiration is hael for the extremely rare and talented "wing ballerinas".

'Tell the doctor I'll be with him in another page and a half.'

Passenger Jet vs Drones

'Perhaps it's not a good idea to build skyscrapers that reach this far up.'

"His wife caught him with another woman and clipped his wings."

Jet Pack

"Come on guys, it's only a training flight, and it's just such a nice day! What about taking the long way home?"

Flying Doctor and Second Opinion.

Caught on a Cloud

"Holy crap! It's a flock of drones."

'I have high hopes of Wisden knocking the Da Vinci code off the top of the best sellers list.'

"Sometimes I think the captain doesn't appreciate the seriousness of military maneuvers."

Trapeze Safety,

See Europe by Helicopter: 'You visit 6 more countries in 14 days, than by train!'

"What did you expect from a budget airline?"