Aerial Aquarists Pillows

Aquarium tank with flying fish. Fish are flying around room, tank has runway strip inside it.

"I told him we needed more string."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Lap fish..."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

Crop duster wanted.

'I hate evolution!'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Cow Pilot.

Dolphin tricks.

Fish Farm.

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

Seaside Aquarium

For Sale: Red Arrow

"Another goldfish...?"

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

The Hudson River School of Art.

Tropical Cow Tank

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

The synchronized shower event.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Model Stealth Bomber.

Jet Pack

"How long can you hold that pose?!"