Aerial Aquarists Mugs

Aquarium tank with flying fish. Fish are flying around room, tank has runway strip inside it.

"I told him we needed more string."

'This fish isn't tank broken - I want a refund!'

Leak in the fish tank.

'I count only four parachutes. Where's Mr. Simms?'

"Lap fish..."

Al puts tiny diapers on his fish.

'And don't be afraid to ask for directions.'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'I hate evolution!'

Crop duster wanted.

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

Base jumper in squirrel suit sees splat shadow as he leaps from canyon wall.

Jet flies by. 'And of course it's handy for the airport.'

'Looks more fun than it is. I never realized pole dancing was so tough.'

Fish tank filled with sardines.

Pet Store: Clown Fish.

Dolphin tricks.

Cow Pilot.

Fish Farm.

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

I can't believe what I see phobia. 'This is your new flying traffic reporter. I think I'm dreaming.'

All of a sudden, Jed wasn't feeling quite so confident.

'It hasn't been a complete failure - we've learned volumes about falling.'

Tropical Cow Tank

"Another goldfish...?"

For Sale: Red Arrow

Seaside Aquarium

The Hudson River School of Art.

'We need to update our gravel, install a fake treasure chest, and get one of those lifelike scuba divers. Apparently, it's all about curb appeal.'

The synchronized shower event.

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

Passenger Jet vs Drones

"How long can you hold that pose?!"