Advocate For Goldfish Pillows

Counselor, you're bullying the witness. It's part of the endless cycle of bullying, your honor: Judge bullies lawyer, lawyer bullies witness, witness bullies pet goldfish.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

Al, why is my goldfish zigzagging? Perhaps sharing my beer with him was a case of misplaced generosity on my part.

'I was hoping for a better bonus this year.'

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.

Man fishing in goldfish bowl - "Its always been the same with you Norman.. No ambition."

"Why... do goldfish have such a short memory span? We don't – there isn't anything to remember if all you do is swim around in circles all day long."

'So what have you been up to?'

Fish Posting No Fishing Sign

"This place could use a moat!"

A whale with corporate sponsorship

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

Taking goldfish for a walk.

"I think we are overfeeding the fish!"

'Bad news! More people are switching from red meat to fish!'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"This isn't what I had in mind, when you said you were going to buy me some waterfront property."

Fishbowl Rebellion

Hope and pray it's nothing more than a 'Spectator Sport'!'

'Well, I think it's dreadful coming home and taking it out on poor Freddy like that.'

"Take the goldfish. If it's still alive in six months, call us for another interview."

The Threat to the Environment

'There goes the world's largest fish.' (fish bowl)

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'I tell you they switched us when they changed the water. That's my husband over there.'

'Where's your goldfish?'

George realized that eating up the neighbourhood had caused a certain extent of loneliness.

'If you want to smoke, you'll have to go outside.'

'Turbidity is pretty high today, better keep the kids inside...'

"Wait a minute! It's not good to go swimming right after eating!"

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'Do you mind if I have a friend spend the night?'