Advice Show Listener Gifts

Audio Books

'I know one of my shoulders is lower than the other. It's because my father's guiding hand is always on that shoulder.'

'So Kyle - have you considered the challenges of van driving?'

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

"Listen to me, Nathan. Chicks love bad boys."

'Straight eye for the queer guy.'

'Not only will you know everything but I'll see that you get your own talk show.'

"Welcome back to the We Were Bored and Had Nothing Else To Do podcast."

"No, I want to know the meaning of never calling your mother."

"I suppose we should start with listening skills!"

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'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

'You are doing it wrong.'

Constructive Criticism 50c.

Which Hogwarts house are you?

"Look, you're the one who asked me for some girl advice."

'Where you went wrong' Desk.

"Did you hear Sadie's show today?"

"I've been invited to two different thanksgivings...One with family, one with friends, which one do I go to?"

"Your father would be able to afford to send you to a good college if only he had listened to me when he was your age!"

"When did you first notice you were larger than life?"

'There you go again - trying to solve my problems. I am not asking you to do that. I just want you to listen to me.'

"Go ahead. Tell me your troubles. I promise to say 'Awww' in all the right places."

'If you can tell the difference between good advice and bad advice, you don't need advice.'

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Psychiatrist with bartending diploma

'I've fallen in love and i've fallen in porage and believe me: porage is better.'

"I feel like my emotional baggage is permanently stuck on the luggage carousel."

Jerry Springer

'Learn to relax and don't bottle yourself up.'