Advertising Specialists Pillows

Baseball Players with QR Codes on their Shirts.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

Whenever I'm feeling lonely, I just turn off my ad blocker.

'How fast can you hype?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

'As our new company logo, I'm not quite sure it's sending out the right message.'

If nobody had invented graphics

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

'We interrupt this programme for a sex flash.'

Important Food Groups

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

"So let's roll up our sleeves and show that America still builds the world's greatest advertising."

'We've re-branded.'

Direct Marketing...

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

'Tomorrow's special is fish, so wear the flounder suit.'

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I go that extra mile!"

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

Standard Life Aberdeen Rebrand

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."