Advertisement Watchdog Gifts

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

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Press Freedom

BBC - Crisis Management, Damage Control and Liability Supervision.

Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Generic Store: Sign in Window

"AI chat bot"

Turkey, present day...

Infinity Tavern

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

Free press.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

"He really hates all the fake news!!"

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"