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'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

'Let's go to our education reporter for more underreporting of school success stories.'

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Press Freedom

Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"I'm going to miss it when they stop warning us"

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

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"AI chat bot"

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

Turkey, present day...

Rumors, lies and innuendo.

Free press.

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

"#Metoo unveils an awful abyss of disrespect, harassments and hostility towards women! Let's make a film about it - boobs and violence sells great!"

Cameron uncomfortable hanging out with his inquisitor.

Freedom of the Press

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Honesty in retail

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

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