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'Whenever there's four out of five doctors, he always has to be the fifth one!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

'It's perfect, but can we see it in white?'

Sale. To do this job you just need to follow the old adage and "dance like nobody's watching"!

Tarzan has gone into advertising. He's king of the jingle now.

Infinity Tavern

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

Honesty in retail

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

They get into debt so fast these days...

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

The Doorway to Ideas

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

'Do we want to apply for a credit card that plays the song 'Money Makes The World Go Around' every time it is swiped?'

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

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"And when conventional theories don't work, we've got Charnier here to do us a spot of voodoo marketing."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."