Advertisement Observer Mugs

'Whenever there's four out of five doctors, he always has to be the fifth one!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

Director/Action Man toy.

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Creative department

'But you know I don't have brand loyalty for anyone but you!'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

"I know it's misspelled, but market research shows that cute sells."

"Our business is based on breakthroughs."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

Berries, Roots, Tubers, Stems, Leaves.

'Harold is the brains behind the Smudge-o-Rama mailer.'

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'Edible food! Eeeeedible food!'

Honesty in retail

"You can't lose pal. For a small fee, you make huge commissions every time you sell those babies."

". . . yes, sir, folks . . . and furthermore, folks . . . for real quality, folks . . . yes, sir, folks . . ."

Frank's bar & grill & jukebox & pool table & chairs & bathroom & mechanical bull & tables & karaoke machine & drinking fountain & lamps & fire extinguisher & doors & floors...

Your Leaders Putting Words Into More Words

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

"Joe's cereal. NPR co-approved."

They get into debt so fast these days...

"First, the disclaimer: I'm a doctor portraying an actor portraying a doctor."

"What these product ideas lack is a little bite."

Actually, Mama was her third word. Buy Now were her first two.

"I must say Jeff, there's something about your personal brand that I find refreshing."

CATCHY NAME

'Our company needs a tougher image. So from here on out we'll answer the phone with the greeting, 'what the hell do you want?!'

"Collections were down. We had to get creative."

"Your mom's not protesting sex and violence on TV...she's taking a stand against those early Christmas ads..."