Advertising Observer Gifts

Pizza Special: 5 Pizzas for $50 (Limit 4).

'Remember when TV ads ran a whole minute? And we thought that was annoying!'

"The leadership team wants a catchy acronym for a new social media app they're calling Functional Applied Relationship Tracker. Any suggestions?"

If nobody had invented graphics

"I'm more of a 'How Jen stays thin' person than a 'Why Jen won't let Brad alone' person."

"Legs together, David -- You're hamspreading again."

Fear of news.

"The end of my favorite series is near."

"That shirt is so last year."

'My ultimate goal is to do product promo in a popular Super Bowl T.V ad.'

"This just in — I no longer have a job."

'Yes, we have a very diversified economy around here.'

CATCHY NAME

Domestic Spying Drones

"This bedtime story is brought to you by your good friends at the toy shop."

"And what would the, Truth-in-Advertising tribunal, want to speak to old Rudy about?"

"I've been wondering if there isn't some way we could capitalize on the cat craze."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

The world of surveillance.

Seatback in upright position, fasten safety belt, listen closely...prepare to be bombarded with promotional advertising through the rest of the flight!

"We upped the protein by simply factoring in the permissible level of insect parts."

Posters of the Sahara

"To be honest, it's the same stuff just in different bottles!"

Made redundant from Honda please help

'Then, for some reason, sales dropped right off.'

'I'm not sure if it's the programs or the commercials, but one is supposed to be a lot worse than the other.'

Adjusted sales pitch: 'Congratulations! You may already be a non-winner.'

"Do you suffer from bald spots? Try 'Branches in a Can'!!"

"Why is that? Are you not confident that you'd be able to do it properly?"

"We've checked, and it's fine with women."

Dodgy Marketing

Man Wrapped In Film

'No, the nude scene isn't essential to the plot, but we need it for the posters.'

'But first... a word from Mount Sinai National Bank.'

'Advertising: Don't get me started! I mean what's Phil Collins in a Gorilla suit, got to do with chocolate?'